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Anonymous asked

Hi, I'm your exchangelock gifter, I wanted to inform you that your gift will be done withing the next couple of days. I beg for your forgiveness and understanding.

Thnx. No need to be so formal :) besides it’s all fine

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badgergasm:

Here’s hoping.

badgergasm:

Here’s hoping.

July 2014
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patrick-stumps:

REBLOG THIS if you LISTEN TO FALL OUT BOY, LIKE PATRICK STUMP or FREQUENTLY DREAM ABOUT BECOMING PATRICK’S FAVOURITE FEDORA

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sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

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tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

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punkbunnies:

dream date: we get chinese food delivered, it’s raining, i take a shower in your shower (it must be a nice shower with good water pressure), you let me wear your clothes after i shower, you have a cat that i can pet, we watch movies, i fall asleep in your bed for like fifteen hours, you fall in love with me

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smalldisgruntledcorgi:

fun things to do in front of nerdy boys

intentionally mix up zelda and link
mispronounce “anime”
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”

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geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

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alphajade:

ok

so if a bisexual dates someone of another gender, they’re really straight and looking for attention

and if a bisexual dates someone of the same gender, they’re really gay and calling themself bi out of internalized homophobia

and if a bisexual is polyamorous, they’re the reason bisexuals “can’t be trusted”

and single bisexuals are predatory liars

what the fuck are we supposed to do

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How I feel about my post-graduation plans

wemustbefromthe90s:

whatshouldwecallme:

Freshman year:

image

Sophomore year:
image Junior year: image

Senior year: 

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But wearing black was the best decision
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benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

John: *gropes Sherlocks knee*

John: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sherlock: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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whoreiero:

ryan-shmoss:

petez-wentz:

Fall Out Boy split up
Lead vocalist does own music and dyes hair
image

My Chemical Romance split up
Lead vocalist does own music and dyes hair
image

if this is a holy trinity of emo thing, please never let brendon go blonde

image

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mycatsaregay:

corgisandboobs:

Is this what happens when you realize you’re gay?

yeah

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  • peterick fics be like: and then pete kissed the back of patrick's pale, alabaster, porcelain, mayonnaise colored, snowy, ghostly white chicago thighs.